This Damn House Move is seriously insane, After having the new place cleaned from top to bottom, Yes we had to do it ourselves, It was FILTHY then you find the little niggly things that you had not noticed before.
Like the 2 inch gap at the top of that really high up window, standing on ladders Ben was wondering why he had a cold blast round his bits, I did tell him to wear pants, but I think he wanted to impress the neighbours (only kidding) he did find that gap very draughty though.
Then the Mold hidden under a radiator in the spare bedroom, now I am not a lover of funghi in any form unless its baked with cheese on top. add to that the boiler has a leak and the kitchen drawer front fell off, I swear it was only the dirt holding it in place.
So Now its all hold and all pray for the repairs to be done and Mold dealt with!
The HUGE massive skip in my front garden remains an empty huge massive skip thus far, due to my slave being embroiled in other more urgent tasks. ( I knew I should have married a sub) but you never know about them until you have met them, shit I could have had the male version of 50shades if i had shopped around.
Then I would be moaning because of the lack of arguments, you just can’t win.
Now all is at a standstill in many ways and I am getting to feel like I do not know which way to go next. and if one more prospective buyer turns up with a bloody tape measure and stepladders to go into the loft I swearrrrr I will lock the bugger up there, they keep flinging the insulation through the loft door and onto my pristine bathroom, ok not pristine but cleaner than most.
Now the dog has decided to add to the stress level of the household, she fell off the bed in the night and is now limping and as I speak on her way to the vets.
Despite having her own very comfy bed with a tempur mattress she sneaks onto mine in the night, sprawls out and rolls over then poof hits the floor, I think and hope she has just pulled her muscle as one minute she is racing round the garden and up and down the stairs like a gnat on speed, then she is having the odd limp round the lounge, no whimpering or ouching when I massaged it, so fingers crossed it is just a pulled muscle or the crafty little minx has sussed that she gets lots of cuddles and a leg rub if she lifts her leg.
However I am sure the vet will check it out thoroughly, tbh with the state of our local shitpit of a hospital and the Godlike attitude of some of the doctors there, some of which are bloody clueless. I wish I could go to our vets for treatment, it would be healthier and he would listen.
So later today I will have a very stoned and very relaxed little dog, Metacam does amazing things for her, it reduces the inflammation, kills the pain and from the sound of the yips growls and little woofs in her sleep gives her some awesome dreams. lucky bitch!
well that all the news from the madhouses for today.
I await repairs and more viewings with trepidation and terror as usual.
Have a Great week
Wild
x
Wild I so laughed. You’re way ahead on moving and omg last Friday was suppose to have a looker come but now it’s delayed and I’m still sick and have turned into a ragamuffin that’s not suitable to do anything but sleep cough and muster up energy to bathe. Very stressful my way.
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Sending kisses to your doggy and when I read the part about what happened i was like oh no and non appropriate to laugh. I am married to a sub. Hysterically laughing😳
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If you are married to a sub, can I borrow him please!?
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Yes!!!! I love your writings!!!!! So funny!!!!!
I’m cracking up because LOL he’s a programmed sub and was programmed by me the other sub and omg the conversation goes like this……
Sub 1. Can you make cereal ? sub 2 I don’t know how ? S1 read the directions S2 I never did this before and I’m afraid of making a mistake s1 it’s easy s2 brings in made and S1 asks for flax seeds and chia seeds and almond milk. Flabbergasted s2 is lost and just tell me where it is in the frig? S1 rolling eyes. s2 finds it and brings it without a spoon. S1 I need a spoon. Breakfast was never programmed hahahah
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Yes!!!! I love your writings!!!!! So funny!!!!!
I’m cracking up because LOL he’s a programmed sub and was programmed by me the other sub and omg the conversation goes like this……
Sub 1. Can you make cereal ? sub 2 I don’t know how ? S1 read the directions S2 I never did this before and I’m afraid of making a mistake s1 it’s easy s2 brings in made and S1 asks for flax seeds and chia seeds and almond milk. Flabbergasted s2 is lost and just tell me where it is in the frig? S1 rolling eyes. s2 finds it and brings it without a spoon. S1 I need a spoon. Breakfast was never programmed hahahah
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It’s just so funny:)))))))))). I re read and soooooo funny.
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Smiles, if I can make someone smile or laugh during the day, then for me it has been a frekin AWESOME Day.
Thank you for making my day AWESOME have one yourself <333
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What have u done with your blog Missy, I am missying it<3
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lol yes for stoned dogs!
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Madam_W she is lying flat on her back paws akimbo, yipping away happily, I am wondering if I should to submit a photo to one of those top shelf magazines 🙂
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Yes, you should!
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Yes I had a hissy fit with the blog and scratched it…..
I reopened and got the message on welcome and then I saw all the cool designs one can make for page setup and there is piles so I will look more at that. I don’t write much and it’s nice on FB because I know people there and here Cept for you and Rob I have no idea of people and they don’t know me. As for working to get people to my page i have no intrinsic push to do this. I was never one to journal 😝
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aww Susy just copy the stuff from FB onto your blog, at least you wont have the FB police breathing down your neck.
You are a Great writer, But in the end its your choice. I am boycotting FB, due to the amount of even worse crap than mine being on it.
Does one really have to update status every ten minutes with I had another coffee that’s three today, do you think i have too much coffee.!!!!
By the energies of the universe Give me strength to not reply to something like that!!
at least your FB is interesting ❤
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